Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored


– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT
TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs]
JEEZ. – WHAT?
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE.
TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT?
PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” [phone chimes] – “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” “WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE”? WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? “DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?” – “DO YOU EVEN WANT
TO HANG OUT?” OH, THAT’S CONSIDERATE. “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER.” – “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER”? FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, “YOU…” – “ARE FUCKING PRICELESS.” AWW.
“YOU’RE THE…” – “ONE WHO’S FUCKING PRICELESS”? THIS M– THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO–
OKAY, MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
OKAY. “YOU WANT TO GO…” – “RIGHT NOW?” HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. [clears throat] “OKAY…” – “OKAY, LET’S GO”? HE SAID OKA–
“OKAY, LET’S GO”? ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
“YOU WANT TO REALLY…” – “DO THIS NOW?”
KEEGAN, YOU NUT. YOU’RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. – “FUCK YEAH, LET’S DO IT”? OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! – “FIRST ROUND’S MINE.” – OH, NO!
OH, NO! THERE AIN’T GONNA BE
NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT’S GONNA BE
A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A– – ♪ ‘CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA
PARTY AND THE PARTY DON’T STOP ♪ – YOU! – BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND’S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET
FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT– WHAT’S THAT? – UH, I-I GOT YOU
A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. – FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC
JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

100 comments on “Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored”

  1. leavemealone says:

    Bestest most realest skit ever. EVERYONE needs to watch this!!!

  2. CaptainRemixer says:

    Oh my god so real

  3. TheBigGetEven says:

    This should be a PSA for everybody….sometimes you got to call.

  4. Radhika Vij says:

    “What! You can’t catch me you can’t catch me I’m Lance Mort… touchdown… bitch… whaatt…pause” 😂

  5. Knoah Webb says:

    As a webchat customer service representative who has worked for US and UK companies, this has been my life for the past 5 years.

  6. Isaac Nobles says:

    Too relatable

  7. OldMcDonald YT says:

    Why you gotta read it out loud tho

  8. Nctrnl Mjsty says:

    I need that pizza sweater

  9. Marie P. says:

    They played their parody song in the skit. Lol

  10. Free Spirit says:

    Clueless people who can’t text 😔

  11. music man says:

    Genius

  12. Perrault Saintilmon says:

    I actually love Peele's sweatshirt …Pizzatime!!

  13. Ninja Croissant says:

    My mom with everyone in the family

  14. Young KP says:

    "YOU!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  15. bennybluntx Music says:

    Lmfaooo

  16. Tom Nunn says:

    As a Brit, I feel like this pair are the funniest duo. Love their skits.

  17. I am Alpharius says:

    I sent an accidental text on Halloween.
    It was meant to go to a friend about the Halloween party we were going to and our costumes.
    It said,
    "I was going to dress up like you for Halloween but I couldnt fit 6 dicks in my mouth."
    .
    .
    My boss was the last person I texted and I accidentally texted it to HER!!!
    The well respected and accomplished EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR of the Clinical Treatment and Recovery program that I was a Coordinator for.
    .
    .
    I am very lucky that she also had a well developed sense of humor.

  18. ABIELLA YISRAEL says:

    Lmao they talking while texting could've just called comedy gotta love it

  19. SM Yureka says:

    there is always 2 side of the coin !!
    In a relationship always think of higher side !! only then you will have perfect relationship !!

  20. DC bboy1 says:

    He Needs a chill pill

  21. Quintin Wright says:

    On the real this is how some women act

  22. Nikosis says:

    Peele singing "Party don't stop" right before Key walks in is fucking hilarious! 🤣😂

  23. Veggie says:

    Every time it cuts back to Peele there's another bong on the table lmao

  24. Jason says:

    This is what it’s like having a girlfriend

  25. Joshua Ware says:

    I think this is why mom always told me to call instead of texting 😂
    Communication is key

  26. Dr. Syndrome says:

    How did you know😂

  27. UPPITY UNICORN says:

    “For my post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson our fit how did you know”

    Aaaaaaashaaahaaaaahaaaaa

  28. Just an egg says:

    Key knows exactly how to be angry

  29. Lily Rose says:

    I’ve had a crush on Key since he worked on Mad Tv. And then I saw him on Friends From College and oh lort. 😍

  30. Elias R says:

    Are those your real houses or another set?

  31. kaduzy says:

    I lost it when he showed up with a baseball bat with nails in it. OMFG over a damn meeting at a bar?!?!

  32. blackjade101 says:

    Ahahaha

  33. Chivo Gaming says:

    This is why we got emojis….lol

  34. James Strong says:

    This is how confusing racism is to us white people we send the message that we’re gonna play ball with everyone else, but everyone else wants to confuse our response into us being the instigators for no disclosed reason making us seem more racist than we can imagine which actually sucks for us.#we’realreadywhitewedontneedtobethoughtofasracistallthetimejesuschrist

  35. Jorge Avila says:

    This is overthinking to the maxxx

  36. BasicallyitsCypher says:

    I'm the crazy mf and my bf is the calm and humble one. how can he handle me? no idea :')

  37. Premiumboxingtips Predictions says:

    What I like most about Peele is his hatred of white people.

  38. julie robinson says:

    Just shows how much miscommunication can come from reading a text message! 🤣🤣 very clever sketch 👍🏾😍

  39. Souxsie Darling says:

    Key is drinking coffee and Peele is smoking weed. What a detail.

  40. Garrett Green says:

    I have to imagine they had a real misunderstanding over text to inspire this. Also, I love how they play their LMFAO song in every party/bar setting lol

  41. Barbie jake says:

    That baseball bat with the nails😆😂🤣hehe love these guys they are hilarious

  42. Every Naruto character says:

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  43. Ahmed Sadam Al hadid says:

    Thats is why we now have voice message

  44. susana92 says:

    It really be like that 😂

  45. Robert Renfrow says:

    These two guys crack me up. However, is there a term they could use other than G..D…? Its disrespectful!

  46. Davlyn Nolan says:

    LANCE MOORE WHO DAT BABY! Saints for life!!!!

  47. Jordan Parada says:

    1:50

  48. Midnight Lynx says:

    This one of my favorite!❤️

  49. Ancap Otaku says:

    so relatable i can't count how many times this has happened to me

  50. John Oswald Palines says:

    It’s like me and my gf hahahah

  51. manuel ramirez says:

    Love that pizza sweater

  52. Peter Maximoff says:

    You could see a little bit of Coach Hines coming out of KMK. 😂👍

  53. Taki MADMAN says:

    Why we have emojis

  54. El Benjas says:

    All's well that ends well.

  55. DJ RKCR YT says:

    When i actually put punctuations while texting, that means im pissed

  56. Shantè B says:

    🤣🤣🤣

  57. MegaRedemption says:

    This is why I just call my friends

  58. lot24 says:

    I get why Jordan got an Oscar, but they both deserve one.

  59. Kovu The Great says:

    This how womem be

  60. Witch of Misery says:

    Omg!! The table jump made me miss when he played Coach Hines!!! 🙁

  61. samoa warlord says:

    That is to show how video games saves everything lolz

  62. akabuca96 says:

    the best part of this video is the lance moore name drop thats hilarious

  63. djmovieloverdane says:

    Key is how bottoms be and peele is how tops text

  64. FunAMG says:

    Has his phone out yet looks at his watch

  65. PotawatomiThunderNew says:

    “Keegan you nut” 😄

  66. C S says:

    It's like we don't even know each other anymore 😥 lol

  67. Jordan G says:

    2:13 cuz tonight we gonna party till the party don’t stop.

  68. SolaR Derp says:

    And tonight we're gonna party and the party dont stop

  69. Rushikesh Dandge says:

    I still don't know Who's key and who's Peele ?

  70. Holly Wright says:

    Lmao

  71. I dont like Youtube says:

    Interpret this text.

    What the fuck

  72. Thepowerlies says:

    That is what too much coffee makes you think like

  73. Joe Joe says:

    Oh my God this is so true especially when I text females they always misunderstand my text messages I always get taken out of context🤣🤣🤣

  74. Emperor Palpatine says:

    😀
    I heard “WHO GOT THAT GOOD D?!” In the outro

  75. Krystle Raglin says:

    My professor showed us in my argument and reasoning class and I was cracking up 🤣

  76. Pheonixtail Dragonlore says:

    I've heard of miscommunications like this happening in text messaging, but in my experience, I've seen people have these kinds of miscommunications in face-to-face conversations too. Shows how powerful perception and a seemingly small misunderstanding can be!

  77. plzwork says:

    Optimist vs Pessimist

  78. killercivic2001 says:

    Anyone else's been Keegan before ?

  79. Reuven Gritters says:

    This is my favorite Key and Peele skit. If I said that about a different one, I was lying.

  80. Bunny Bro says:

    I am convinced this actually happened

  81. W p says:

    I like how they put hints of their next skit

  82. Ghost mp4 says:

    Plot twist:He knew.

  83. Richard Angelus says:

    "Emmmmm hhhhheeeeee…." Key 😂😂😂

  84. Galileo says:

    After all these years, I just noticed the knife stabbed into the cutting board at 2:07

  85. Sheerow Houdini says:

    This is my favorite video ever😂😂

  86. Shihang Su says:

    well tonight we gon party til the party don't stop

  87. Linzi Chenault says:

    Key with the legs twirling as he holds on to the bar!

  88. Sam-pson Smith says:

    So no one is gonna talk about the fact that he didn't just show up with a baseball bat.
    But with a bat that has nails in it.
    He was out to kill someone.

  89. Ridyl says:

    Always call. I shit you not this shit legit ended my relationship last year.

  90. danwat1234 says:

    Key & Peele was around in 2014!??! What new corner of Youtube have I discovered

  91. steamgamer dk says:

    i love how they have the party song in the bar just a nice touch

  92. Marko Anthonio says:

    2:13 the song Peele is singing is in another sketch "party won't stop"

  93. foodmore says:

    Coach hines coming out….

  94. WalkerBrosFilms says:

    Would’ve made more sense if they were females. The bois don’t think this way

  95. Billy the Kid says:

    He got him a baseballbat with nailes in it…. what a friend

  96. OrangeNation says:

    This is so my girlfriend sometimes when I text her

  97. John Gray says:

    Every kid in middle school:

  98. leah z says:

    Lol after whatever. I don't care , I hit the call button

  99. Fräulein Traveller says:

    Keegan‘s kitchen is goals!

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