ELECTRIC SHOCK MY BALLS (Fridays With PewDiePie – Part 116)
*music* (shouts) Is that the mic where you.. Yeah *laughs* What the fuck man Shut up!
– This is the professional .. This is a Pewdiepie Video I’m sorry, I’m sorry, are you the most subscribed.. I know, I can’t even remember is that..
– You are at the Youtube Conference You could’ve bought a shotgun for like 60 bucks You keep throwing me these Dead serious death ??? Can you be nice for one second?! No ;-; Hey! How it’s going? My name is PewDiePie! I’m Markiplier.. I’m Jack- TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADIES!~ Was that good?
– No.. ..and I’m also Markiplier.. *cricket sound* *awkward silence* Okayyy…. (laughs) We’re not here on this bed, just to fuck That comes later
– That comes later.. bring it in Okay CLAP 😀 Cool
-lalalalalalalalalalalala ow fuck were gonna play this game, loser gets shocked and has to eat a soggy biscuit. raise the stakes on this one every time I’ve played this, I’ve lost. good! frick these guys didn’t even tell me what we were – Dont worry about it just grab it okay just grab it and close your eyes do i have to hold down the button orr? YES! yeah hold down the button Laughing xD my hand is tingling already Oh god, I don’t want to *laughing* from the memories of this thing oh fuck meee *weird noises* i think i’ll make it – * manly screaming* WHAT DA FUCKK *still screaming* WHY DOES EVERYONE GET BURNED?? – I didn’t. (shut up Jack) *laughing* So it’s- oh. So your sweeping strike did you cut me!?! oh my god! WHAT THE FUCK *more laughing* AHHHHHhh *screaming* yaaay 🙂 Yaaaaaay! Heuehuehueheuhhe NOO! T-that camera is so on the wonk it’s – (pewds changed his shirt xD) DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT IT *Laughing* An hour into getting to New York and like i like got a haircut like I’m feeling my look and he just runs up and goes WKSHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA *everyone’s laughing* and this is a, this is like a, like this is a… i’m disfigured I’m a Do not put makeup on my open wound you motherfuck Is that toothpaste? – It’s gonna burn Also, we discovered that is a fuck button That is, um. Try the fuck button. *Funky music* Straight up and fuck the ball *Singing?* Yeahhh Aw shit I’m not- AH MOTHERFUCKING. YOU – *Keep laughing, Jack. Keep laughing.* WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? C’mon *There it is. The manly screams* *More manly screaming.* I don’t like it You love it. I- I don’t like it Let’s do elimination. We’re switching- But I- I just want to win. I know how you feel now. OK, we go hand, to neck, to balls, to butt hole. To teeth Awww, I don’t want to do the butt hole (That’s what she said) *Victorious screaming mixed with cries of pain and defeat* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! *Markimoo throws tantrum* Oh, I’m done. I’ll hold it. Thanks, man. You really care about – *Mark scoffs* *More revelries as those who win move on, and those who lose, die.* NO! WHY’D I TRY TO PICK IT UP AGAIN No more testicles for me *realizes his mistake* YOU’RE GOING DOWNTOWN BITCH I just wanted to be loved. Alright, I’m sorry I play video games! Grab it. Grab it! *don’t take that out of context* I’m fucking Scared? Yeah! I am actually scared! *SURPRISE* *SURPRISE AGAIN* *Screams of pain* Oh, that felt so good (sure it did) *Laughs at other peoples pain* I tried so hard. Oh, that’s a good shot. Ohhhhh You have to press that button. I don’t WANT to press the button. Press the f-ing button I don’t wanna. DO IT ooooo. Oh Oh *Bystanders laugh at the situation* What’s happening? Wait. If I tase my- DO IT NOW no YESSSS *THE SOUND OF PAIN* *AND THEN LAUGHTER CAUSE PEWDS IS SPAZZING OUT* JESUS CHRIST aH I love it Oh, that reaction was everything I hoped it would be *Pewds tries to shock innocent bystander and fails* My balls fucking hurt, man. Yeah, it’s an ache for a while. It really hurts *JACK-A-BOY’S TURN* *FEEL THE BURN* *Damn pewdiepie.* *MARKIMOO’S TURN* *That looks painful* *and a bunch of bad decisions* Hit the plug button *Exasperated Markimoo sigh* Ah, my balls dude